GUY FIERI IS BADMOUTHING OUR BELOVED MARC IN THIS PHOTO

MARK SUMMERS GOES ON THE WORLD’S LAMEST TALK SHOW TO GET HIS PERSONAL BRAND OUT THERE. MARK SUMMERS IS HARDCORE

MARC SUMMERS APPRECIATES HIS FANS

MARK SUMMERS LIKES TO EAT POPCORN ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT IT

After Double Dare’s cancellation in 1993, Summers co-hosted Our Home, a daily talk show aimed at homemakers, on Lifetime.

maybe Marc Summers just isn’t as loved as I thought.

but, as god is my witness this will not end. 

you little fuckers need to learn about the origins and creation of processed foods, and you need to learn about cheesy puns, and who is going to teach you these valuable lessons? MARK SUMMERS, THAT’S WHO.

now put on your appreciation helmets and lap up this forthcoming geyser of Mark Summers paraphernalia, you bag of dicks. 

slaughterhouse90210:

“And indeed there will be time to wonder, ‘Do I dare?’, and ‘Do I dare?’”

—T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

part 2.